Yes, I’ve finally hit the wall with clownish and stupid sports antics and behaviors.
Enough already.
Here are some of the most annoying:
1. Golf fans (generally inebriated) yelling “Light the Candle, “In the Hole”, “Baba Booey” and “Mashed Potatoes”. Puh-leese come up with some new material.
2. Networks that broadcast golf continually showing Bryson DeChambeau hitting balls on the range as darkness looms long after the tournament day has ended. C’mon, he’s just another mad scientist always in the lab.
3. NBA players hand slapping after “missing” a free throw. That’s like getting a participation certificate every time you clank one.
4. NBA players flexing in the face of their opponent after a dunk. Hey guys, don’t, I repeat don’t, ever do that in front of an MMA fighter. They might not take it as well.
5. Drunken fans at MLB games fighting over foul balls, opposing fans jeering the hometown heroes and spilled beer. Your fights are showing up on Youtube and drawing more views than the actual games.
6. Football players wearing face paint. Save that look for your next “Braveheart” watch party, will ya.
7. Losing coaches in all sports that tell fans paying big money for tickets to “Trust the Process.”
8. Athletes that work harder on developing their social media brand than they do on improving their skills.
9. Soccer players flopping in total pain and agony, then suddenly jumping up and racing down the field like a runaway cheetah.
10. NFL players wearing eye black while playing in domed stadiums.
