1. Tiger’s Bulging Biceps After not being seen in public for months, Tiger’s biceps look bigger than Bryson’s. With his tight fitting, black-and-grey camo print Nike blade collar Tiger looked more like an Army Ranger than professional golfer sitting on the dais facing reporters. 2. He Could Have Lost His leg “I’m lucky to...
10 Stupid Sports Broadcaster Behaviors
1. Dopey announcers and analysts that run mock plays and formations wearing suits and ties on mini synthetic turf football fields. And then, hilariously, execute swim moves when they rush the passer. The QB, of course, is yelling out stupid audibles like “Omaha”. 2. Announcers and betting experts that put on stupid hats and...
Magnificent Seven Super Bowl Contenders
What do my top 7 contenders for Super Bowl LVI (56) have in common? They all have kick ass quarterbacks. Point is, if you want to go to the Super Bowl these days you better have a superstar QB. Long gone are the days when journeymen like Joe Flacco, Trent Dilfer or Brad Johnson...
Top Ryder Cup 2021 Takeaways
1. Bryson and Brooksie Hug Justin Thomas coerces DeChambeau and Koepka to hug it out after winning the Ryder Cup. Fake feud? I guess we’ll never know. 2. Rory’s Heartfelt Interview Rory lets everyone know how much the Ryder Cup means to him. It means everything. 3. Bryson’s 417-Yard Drive The Mad bomber launches...
10 Way Tired Sports Antics and Behaviors
Yes, I’ve finally hit the wall with clownish and stupid sports antics and behaviors. Enough already. Here are some of the most annoying: 1. Golf fans (generally inebriated) yelling “Light the Candle, “In the Hole”, “Baba Booey” and “Mashed Potatoes”. Puh-leese come up with some new material. 2. Networks that broadcast golf continually showing...