Category Archives: Golf Humor

10 Most Irritating Slow Play Guys

June 29, 2020May 6, 2023 Annoying slow play behavior, golf humor on slow play, golf slow play, how to plumb bob a putt, Patrick Cantlay, plumb bob putting, plumbob golf, ready golf, slow golf play, slow play golf guy, slow play golf meme, Slow play Patrick Cantlay, slow play PGA tour, slow players, worst slow golfers

Slow play golf has been in the news a lot lately on the PGA Tour. But, a few pros incessantly pacing off putts doesn’t really bother me that much when I’m lounging on the couch, sipping a cold one on a Sunday before I doze off to a nice REM sleep. No, what really...

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10 Worst Lowlife Golf Cheater Guys

March 4, 2020July 22, 2023 Cheater golf guy, cheating in golf, golf cheaters, how to cheat in golf, lowlifes who cheat in golf

If you think Patrick Reed is the only person in golf who plays a bit loose with the rules, look around you. You might just end up playing with one of these characters some day in the near future: Winter Rules Guy It’s a scorching, humid day in August in Florida and this guy...

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10 Absolutely Stupid Golf Fashions

May 11, 2018May 6, 2023 10 stupid golf fashions, Club Pro Guy, Club Pro Guy golf sandals, golf and fashions, golf fashion don'ts, golf fashions, golf sandals, Phil Mickelson dress golf shirts, Rickie Fowler fashions, ridiculous golf fashions

1. Camouflage Outfits Maybe for Larry the Cable Guy or some deer hunter who just fell out of his tree perch onto the fairway, but the rest of us should not wear camouflage on the golf course. Same goes for bowling shirts, Hawaiian shirts and baseball and football jerseys. 2. Golf Sandals Yes, you...

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10 Most Ridiculous Golf Course Antics

April 12, 2018April 13, 2021 10 most ridiculous golf course antics, golf, golf course humor, golf course pet peeves, golf courses, Golf lifestyle, golfers, overpriced golf courses, Slow play golf

It’s part of the Guru’s job description to play lots of golf courses. I’ve been lucky to play everything from high-end Top 100 courses to no frills munis and nine-hole layouts. Believe me, I’ve seen the good, the bad and the ugly. Some golf courses just don’t get it. Here are 10 of the...

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10 Absolutely Stupid Things Golf Announcers Say

September 5, 2017May 21, 2022 golf announcers, golf cliches, Golf lifestyle, golf quotes, stupid golf announcers, stupid golf sayings, stupid things golf announcers say

I admit it. The Guru spends an inordinate amount of time in a horizontal position on my couch watching PGA TOUR Tournaments. While most of the commentary is concise and insightful, there are moments when announcers say the stupidest things. Here are a few of my faves: 1. “HE’S GOING TO ‘WILL’ THAT PUTT...